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Scan the evidence
Upload a clear receipt and Receipt Roast organizes the line items into a readable spending snapshot.
Spending analysis, with bite
Your receipt has been judged.
Scan a purchase to get a sharp roast, an instant spending score, and realistic swaps for the next checkout. Laugh first, spend smarter second.
Start free. Review your result before sharing.
Sample energy
82 / 100
Responsible-ish.
The founder promise
Honest laughs. Useful next moves.
No fake certainty
Scores are playful signals, and swap ideas are clearly framed as suggestions.
You control the punchline
Review the result before sharing. Your grocery aisle confession stays yours.
From paper trail to punchline
One scan. Three useful reactions.
Receipt Roast turns ordinary checkout data into something you will actually want to look at.
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Get your roast
Your purchase earns a punchy, shareable verdict that is funny without pretending to be financial advice.
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See the score
A simple score highlights where the basket was disciplined, impulsive, or gloriously unnecessary.
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Find smarter swaps
Practical alternatives help trim repeat spending while keeping the things you actually enjoy.
Pricing without the burn
Choose your roast level.
Try the concept free, or unlock more scans and deeper comparisons.
Taste Test
$0
For occasional checkout curiosity.
- 3 receipt scans each month
- Roast and spending score
- Basic swap suggestions
- Shareable result
For repeat offenders
Full Roast
$7 / month
For shoppers who want patterns, comparisons, and more material for the group chat.
30 receipt scans each month
Everything in Taste Test
Monthly spending patterns
Expanded swap suggestions
Roast history
Cancel anytime
Before you scan
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your total is waiting
Give that receipt the reckoning it deserves.
Upload a receipt, get the joke, then leave with a smarter idea for next time.